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nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

While you’re at it, watch John Mulaney’s full shows.

vincisomething:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

While you’re at it, watch John Mulaney’s full shows.

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xthatsclaudia:

the thing I love about ian and mickey is that they are bestfriends.

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monsieurminho:

The Maze Runner Series

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hedlunds:

you cannot tell me there was absolutely no gay sex in the glade from maze runner. you cannot tell me that.

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cracked:

Sometimes the best costume changes sneak up on you.
6 TV Shows That Put Insane Work Into Details Nobody Noticed

#6. The Clothes in Game of Thrones Tell the Characters’ Stories (in Incredible Detail)
As Daenerys grows into her role as the warmongering Mother of Dragons, her costume actually becomes more dragon-like. Costume designer Michele Clapton created a series of seemingly-identical blue dresses for Daenerys to wear throughout seasons three and four, but if you look closely, you can see that the dresses gradually develop embroidered dragon scales. The differences become obvious when you compare the first and last episodes of the third season.

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cracked:

Sometimes the best costume changes sneak up on you.

6 TV Shows That Put Insane Work Into Details Nobody Noticed

#6. The Clothes in Game of Thrones Tell the Characters’ Stories (in Incredible Detail)

As Daenerys grows into her role as the warmongering Mother of Dragons, her costume actually becomes more dragon-like. Costume designer Michele Clapton created a series of seemingly-identical blue dresses for Daenerys to wear throughout seasons three and four, but if you look closely, you can see that the dresses gradually develop embroidered dragon scales. The differences become obvious when you compare the first and last episodes of the third season.

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cracked:

That thing gets used for the last thing you’re thinking.
10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane

#8. Death by Orgasm
That, friends, is a vibrator, and it’s also an unnecessarily realistic scorpion statuette. With a box shaped like a coffin and a name like Death by Orgasm, this thing is either heavily marketed for goths or the worst-camouflaged Darwin Award test the world has ever seen (options are not mutually exclusive).

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cracked:

That thing gets used for the last thing you’re thinking.

10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane

#8. Death by Orgasm

That, friends, is a vibrator, and it’s also an unnecessarily realistic scorpion statuette. With a box shaped like a coffin and a name like Death by Orgasm, this thing is either heavily marketed for goths or the worst-camouflaged Darwin Award test the world has ever seen (options are not mutually exclusive).

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doubtingdiddymus:

cracked:

It’s about massaging more than just the glass balls.

Why Labyrinth Is Secretly About Masturbation

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4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Put Action Movies to Shame

I… I would vote for Gonzo Huggingstuff.

If you do, his Presidency will be wonderful and he’ll eventually get namechecked on our Presidential playlist, where you’ll discover everything from Andrew Jackson’s invincibility to Lyndon Baines Johnson’s penis.

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